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The story of llama cannibalism. Starring the three llamas Steve, Joe, Llarry, and Stephanie. I think thats four. Steve: You gots issues Stephanie. How do you expect me to eat Llarry if we don't have an oven handy? Llarry: You gonna eat meee???!!! Stephanie: Nice goin Steve, You've gotten Llarry all freaked out and Joe started telling a story. Joe: So I sez, I sez to the bus driver, "Can you drive any faster? my gas blows faster than this. So you goez faster and I'll give you the beef jerkey. We all love beef jerky!" Llarry: How could you guys eat me I mean do I look that awesome I mean grass tastes better than me. Go to the screwy place

  This has nothing to do with llama cannibalism. I know your sad but this will cheer you up: I got this wierd llama about 2 months back he was the nicest large llama, now a pain in my crack This large llama is a ninja, always stalking my feet This large llama is a warrior you know what I mean he's an evil large llama look what he did to my hand tries to get in trouble in any way that he can I could give this llama a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care llama chews on my shoes and he licks my hair always scra